Saturday, May 21, 2011

I Have This All Under Control

Yep. This whole "Zombie Apocalypse End of the World" bullsh*t.

[Gratuitous cursing to make a few of you laugh.]

[Hi Mynx.]

I give you my icon:

I have had this icon for three years.  I love it and have received a lot of nice and funny comments on it. 

But, you see...

I have always been well prepared with a plan in case what has been predicted happens.  
See?  I knew what I was going to do in case of the inevitable.  

I am a whole pre planner girl like that.  

Then, by luck, I was graced with a cane! 
Who knew, with the end of the world approaching, this would be such a bonus!  

Now :evil laugh: I can take you all down faster. heehee

So, if you are hoping to survive the zombies tomorrow, I would suggest not being within a three foot radius of me. :)

I don't have much speed left in me but I will be putting my bets on Sparky:

Just kidding. :)
Hope you have a great last day of the world. From what I can tell Australia is still standing.
Hugs & love.


Mynx said...

I dont think anybody can wrk out what time the zombies will come get us so we might miss it all together. Guess there isnt time to borrow the cane..

and yes, you made me laugh.

lyndylou said...

I will just yank a branch off a tree and make my own zombies are getting me! lol

Susan Flett Swiderski said...

Too funny! Reminds me of a joke that has the punch line: "I don't have to worry about outrunning the bear; I just have to outrun YOU!"

Take care. Looks like we're still here.

Rudee said...

Yep, me too, ...I'm Still Standing.

sapphireblue said...

Does this mean I don't have to make my car payment? I'm not holding my breath on that one. Did you see the guy that said all that? He looks like he has one foot in the grave anyway.

becca said...

haha love this don't mess with us girls and our canes right.

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Thisisme. said...

Strange that, because we haven't heard anything about that End of the World day here in England!! Perhaps the zombies are going to let us live for another day. LOL!! Crumbs, I certainly wouldn't want you behind me chasing me with that flipping cane!! Mind you, I guess that if the zombies were chasing me, then perhaps I wouldn't mind so much. Hee Hee!! Hugs to you dear friend.

Trisha said...

LOL! See ya tomorrow! :D

Odie Langley said...

Thisisme was lucky to not have heard any of the garbage that guy was trying to get us to swallow. It will all be over soon.

Julianna said...

I wore make up to work today. I NEVER wear make up to work. Everyone asked me why... I said...

"I want to look good for Jesus when the world ends today."

I don't think they'll ask me any more, but it will make for a funny story at the Birthday party I'm going to later tonight (thus the reason for the makeup)


Bouncin' Barb said...

My doctor suggested I get a quad cane because my left knee has been just giving out on me when I'm out. So we could be like "Duelling Canes" instead of banjo's? We could have fun with that.

Jo-Anne Rambling said...

Now what is really funny is I have a cane in my linen press I found it in a shopping centre carpark and kept it as I have bad knees and one day I may need it............ok not funny but thought I would throw it out there.

Amy said...

I had to get one last comment in...

I've missed checking up on you. I have 13 posts in my reader - I've been MIA so long!!

Hope all is well. We are all doing great.

Sandra said...

Awww, you're so considerate! I love that you wrote a post wishing us a great end of the world!

Teresa - in the Middle Side of Life said...

bwah ha ha! so funny. i used to have a really cute cane but i gave it to my mom. there are days when i wish i had it back. it had flowers on it. very chic.

i might need to go shopping for a new one.

Julie said...

Skippy - thanks for adding me to your following list - it made a nasty yuk monday morning so much better. I will return the compliment and add you - i do like your sense of humour!! THe Zombies and raptures didn't get scoptland, but they have opend all the taps and showers in the skies and put on a wind machine for good luck!!!!
I will return! Juliex

Anonymous said...

Ha - loved this one Skippy!

Hope you had a great weekend!

B said...

Damn! still here- that leaves me to ponder:
1. Was I not "good enough" to be raptured up?
2. Was all bololgna?

hmmmmmmm hoping for #2 ;)