Skippy[deadpan]: Yeah. It is pretty much what gets me through my day.
While in Target today:
A casual acquaintance: Hello there.
Skippy: Hey. How are you? How are the kids?
A casual acquaintance: Oh fine, fine. [Pointing] Look at you! You have really lost a lot of weight. Why are you so thin?
Skippy: [gaping fish mouth] Uh. um.
Pooldad: [throwing his arm around me] It's all the great sex we're having. Come on Skip, lotsa' shopping to finish. You'll excuse us?
And people wonder why ......