|This is Bob.|
Bob is an important component to the craft.
Remember Bob. Because? Bob knows what's coming.
|Start with one fat quarter of red fabric.|
|Have a scrap of green fabric on hand to cut out a leaf.|
|One roll of toilet paper|
|Now here is Bob.|
Cut Bob's head off. Go ahead. Do it.
|Then crush up Bob's body. Unravel.|
|Twist it - Using your teeth is optional.|
|Lay your toilet paper roll in the center of the red fabric.|
|Tuck in each edge as shown until you have ....|
|Now stick your leaf down into the hole and secure with...|
|Your stem, aka Bob's body. WaLA an apple.|