Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Easiest, Cheapest, Quickest Craft Project EVER

This is Bob.
Bob is an important component to the craft.
Remember Bob. Because? Bob knows what's coming.


Start with one fat quarter of red fabric.
Have a scrap of green fabric on hand to cut out a leaf.
One roll of toilet paper

Now here is Bob.
Cut Bob's head off.  Go ahead. Do it.
Then crush up Bob's body.  Unravel.
Twist it  - Using your teeth is optional.
Lay your toilet paper roll in the center of the red fabric.
Tuck in each edge as shown until you have ....
This!
Now stick your leaf down into the hole and secure with...
Your stem, aka Bob's body.  WaLA an apple.
Enjoy.

6 comments:

Wallene said...

This can also be done as pumpkins. :)

Teresa - in the Middle Side of Life said...

very, very cute.

Rudee said...

Very clever!

qandlequeen said...

This cracks me up - it reminds me of something my grandmother would craft.

The Absence of Alternatives said...

This is awesome! Clever, very clever. And the most important? NO mess!

RV Vagabonds said...

Awed. Nessedn.

word vert. amett. What I say when I can't use the f bomb. Usually preceded by the word gawd.