Listening to the radio Wallene heard a commercial for the "Most Beautiful Baby Contest".
"......enter today and your beautiful baby could win a $1,000.00 gift certificate. Just send a picture of your beautiful baby to....."
Wallene: "Oh Mom, did you hear that? We should enter Baby Storage in the contest. We even have a pic' of him on our fridge!"
[Baby Storage is a tadpole's 8 month old son - and yes he is incredibly cute! but.....]
Skippy: "Wallene you can't enter somebody else's kid."
Wallene: "Why not? Can't we ask Mr. Storage? Baby Storage would win, for sure."
Skippy: "I am sure he would but sweetie there is another problem even if Mr. Storage said yes."
Skippy: "They're Canadian."
Wallene: "Oh. Well do we know anyone else that has a cute baby?"
Skippy: "Not in my or Daddy's demographic."
Wallene: "What's your demographic?"
Skippy: "Past menopause."
Wallene: "What's menopause?"