Yesterday Pooldad was in the local card store looking for a Mother's Day card for me. While searching he happened to pick one up he thought was nice and opened it up to read the inside.
Suddenly the card started to SING really LOUD "Love is a many splendid thing...". He quickly shut the card and said, out loud "Shit, I would be divorced over THAT!"
He hadn't noticed there was a woman shopping at the end of the aisle. She was laughing her behind off and wiping the tears from her eyes. She smiled at Pooldad and said "Thanks for that."
He is my own Rodney Dangerfield :D Aren't I lucky? hee