In our home the hiearchy, at least in Spot's, eyes is as follows:
Her big sister
and way down here?
Don't misunderstand me - Spot ADORES Squirrel, but Squirrel has gone off to college one too many times for the pup's taste [I think] so Spot feels it is her right that she gets to take Squirrel's place, because, y'know, SHE is here all the time, not our daughter. The dog constantly tries to dominate Squirrel in the usual doggy ways. It can be quite funny [if it wasn't so sad. giggle]
I obviously have too much time on my hands.
I am analyzing the dog.
But wait!....it does have a point. :D:
We were all hanging out in the den tonight watching TV when Wallene began to tease Squirrel by pushing the ottoman out from under her. A lot of giggling, screaming and carrying on ensued which made the dog excited. My favorite thing since she was sitting on my lap. ::eyeroll:: Spot was jumping up and down, barking frantically at the girls while Dad and I laughed. That just made the dog bark more.
Before the poor girl stroked out I chimed in with "Wallene leave the dog's humpee alone, would you?"
Squirrel shot back, "Oh great! Does this mean I am the dog's BLOW UP DOLL now?"
We fell out laughing.
So nice when the kids grow up and can share what they know, isn't it?
Okay, so that was a lot of post for one funny line - I'm trying here. In fact, I have several posts I want to write, but the motivation...it eluuuuuuuuudes me. So help me out - I will give you the titles to some of the ones I am considering and you guys vote on which one you want to read. Fair? Desperate? Boring?
1. More Meltdowns Than Three Mile Island
2. Bringing Back the 80's One Perm at a Time - A Pictorial
3. The Post Where Skippy Loses Her Shit
I have already written this one out - and well, I am still on the fence about posting it. A lot of cussing Tadpoles. :)
4. The Masked Baker - A Vlog on "How to Knead Bread"
I have been asked this a few times and I promised Tony one, so if this gets voted in I may get my behoohoo in gear and actually do it. Me and flour. What could be more fun, right? ::yawn:: Oh and you get to hear my lilting voice. ha!
5. I'll Believe it When I See It
6. A guest post from Pooldad [one where he doesn't talk about me - see? I let you off the hook there.] The man has some funny stories.
7. Another comic
Okay, that's all I have for now. If you guys think of anything else, let me know - but I need a kick in the pants right now.
Otherwise I analyze the fish next.
Don't say I didn't warn you.
See you on the flipside gang! Make it a great day. :D