I hope this doesn't offend anyone, but it made us laugh so hard.
Just wait for the word "FABULOUS!"
[Warning: Anti Starbucks and foul language.]
Yes, Starbucks was incredibly helpful to me when I didn't have internet, but we did pay handsomely for their coffee, tea and biscuits while using the free wi-fi.
Your laugh for Wednesday Tadpoles.
Let's make it the best one we can, eh?