I haz them this morning.
Anyone who has ever met me or seen a picture of me [look at my side bar] will notice I do not have amazing lips. In fact, I have very, very thin lips. My whole life people have commented on how thin my lips are.
No biggie. Lipstick helps if I care to accentuate them - to tell you the truth I hardly ever thought about them.
Until this morning.
Seems I had an allergic reaction to something last night* and woke up with hives and really, super fat lips. Angelina** with an extra dose of botox thrown in fat lips. I have to tell you Tadpoles - I am seriously questioning how people who have big, voluptuous, pouty lips function. I sound funny [like that guy in "Fat Albert"], I can't drink out of a cup and I am using a straw. My lips are so swollen they are near about touching the tip of my nose.
[and no, you may not have a picture heehee]
They don't hurt. They just look weird and are kind of in the way.
Wouldn't it be nice if something had to swell it could've been my boobies instead?
*As close as we can figure the only thing I ate yesterday that I haven't eaten in almost a year is margarine. I always have unsalted butter on my food but I had margarine, cheese and noodles for lunch and toast with margarine for dinner. Everything else I had I eat all the time. Have you ever heard of an allergic reaction to margarine? Me either.
** I do think Ms. Pitt is a lovely woman and I am not making fun of people that are lippedly endowed. And yes, I made up the word "lippedly". Spellcheck hates me.
PS: I almost forgot! HAPPY ST. PATRICK'S DAY! Be safe and have fun.
Have a great one gang! I am off to find some Benadryl. :)