My new vacuum cleaner:
|Since when are vacuum cleaners turquoise?|
|A gift from my husband today|
Pooldad's coworker: "Hey Skip, it's Linda. How's it going?"
Skippy: "Great. What's up?"
Linda: "Uh. We're taking bets at the office today. And, um...we were just wondering."
Linda: "You weren't awake when your husband left for work this morning, were you?"
Skippy: "No, I wasn't......um, how did you know?"
Linda: "Well, do you know what Pooldad is wearing today?"
Skippy: ::headdesk:: "No, now what?"
Linda: "Khaki shorts with thin blue strips and a purple work shirt with a green logo. Oh, and gray socks."
Skippy: ::sigh:: "Uh...y'all.have fun with that. Oh...and you are welcome."
Linda: ::laughing:: "For what?"
Skippy: "Twelve hours of visual stimulation and entertainment."
Linda: "For godsake's woman set your alarm tomorrow."
*Pooldad thought both the vacuum and the elephant were grayish in color.