Easiest, Cheapest, Quickest Craft Project EVER

This is Bob.
Bob is an important component to the craft.
Remember Bob. Because? Bob knows what's coming.

Start with one fat quarter of red fabric.

Have a scrap of green fabric on hand to cut out a leaf.

One roll of toilet paper

Now here is Bob.
Cut Bob's head off.  Go ahead. Do it.

Then crush up Bob's body.  Unravel.

Twist it  - Using your teeth is optional.

Lay your toilet paper roll in the center of the red fabric.

Tuck in each edge as shown until you have ....

This!

Now stick your leaf down into the hole and secure with...

Your stem, aka Bob's body.  WaLA an apple.

Enjoy.